oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
lesbethsalander: how do you expect to outrun me when I’m already halfway there halfway there halfway there
Sorry I haven't been posting much
Settling into the new place. Expect an explosion of posts by Thursday.
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
meaninglessmurmurs replied to your post: I can feel my irritability over the past few days… Will I see you on Sunday? Depends on how late you’re there. I’m probably gonna be getting back from work around 10ish :)
I can feel my irritability over the past few days starting to go away this morning.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
shavingryansprivates: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky DROP THE BASS! *BOOM schwum schwum WEEE schwum schwum BOOM schwum schwum WEE BOOOOOooo BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa POW BOOOOWWWWWWWW*
Matisyahu - Time Of Your Song Moonlight...
bestofdaze: flying-blades: gueravonlok: Celebrities read mean tweets ahahah it’s too early to be laughing this hard lol lmfao ahahha I loove this!
ptrparker: hitchhikersguidetoblainesanus: seriously whAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK time to shine
foreveralone-lyguy: I found this in the theater while waiting to see the The Dark Knight Rises
pizzaforpresident: it sucks that there’s no super-caps because a lot of my conversations are already in all caps and sometimes i just need to scream even louder
I think I'm gonna buy a hookah on clearance for...
cosmo-kramer-the-assman: vincent van gogh fuck yourself
vhattitsryan: egwmusic: Play the audio and let...
Dear people who say 1D are more popular than the...
fuckyeahthefabfour: pleasedontbelong: On this day 48 years ago Carol Dryden nearly died because she tried to mail herself to The Beatles your point is invalid thIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING