December 2011
November 2011
If you pronounce Taoism as “Tay-oh-ism” don’t ever admit to...
– Professor Richard Olmsted
Alright, kids
Bed for me now.
Sleep well, when you guys get there. Enjoy tomorrow!
arewebothcrazy:
desterysmith:
when i say shotgun you say wedding
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT
I'm gonna nap for as long as I want right now
Because fuck it, right?
yearnforthesea asked: (from urbandictionary) Weed Hoe: A girl that whores out for a group of guys so that she can smoke their weed for free. They are usually underage, but could pass for 18. Typically a pretty girl from a nice family that just dresses scummy and hangs out with scummy guys (that are also typically from nice families)
yearnforthesea asked: That image from spongebob, of the horse eating the krabby patty just made laugh so hard!
Keep up your bright swords, for the dew will rust them.
– Othello
I always pick my feet up for the people vacuuming...
I like to pitch this when I can
Third Degree Photography
I know for a fact I'm not going to get this...
I have this irrational fear
That I’m not going to live past the next 5 years.