I'm in a weird situation
I feel like my life expectancy is only like 3 years and I think that’s why I have anxiety and I’m not motivated.
John Coltrane Radio on Pandora while I'm waiting...
I think I'm on the verge of pinpointing my...
It’s revolving around a feeling of running out of time.
I hate feeling like I'm being annoying.
I want to go to Twin River
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
Very insulting what you said about my coat
It’s made out of your mother’s pubic hair.
I'm LOVING this Pro Bowl
NFC is crushing and the Falcons are all over the place.
But she caught me on the counter WASN’T ME Saw...
swallowthekey replied to your post: TIME FOR A...
I’ve recently discovered that the entire world population doesn’t love chicken salad like I do. Which is surprising to me.
TIME FOR A SAMMICH
She wears underwear with dickholes in ‘em.– Silky Johnson, Player Hater of the Year
Wanted: Middle-aged black man with sass.
Big butt, even bigger heart.
sic-transit-gloria: I’m lying in bed, unable to sleep, because all I can think about is sausage rolls… So hungry. LMFAOOOOO
I think I'm gonna burn incense tonight for the...